Loan originators are an interesting lot. Their exploits are nothing short of comical. The situations that arise are inevitable. Most originators are loose cannons with compulsive personalities from the start. Couple this with large, vastly wild fluctuations of income, for people the most ill-equipped to handle such, and the recipe for pure chaos abounds.
In my last broker shop it was very easy to see who was having a good commission month without ever having to check the sales report. The following names have been changed to protect the innocent, I mean guilty. If “Rick” was closing loans, UPS and Fed-Ex were at the door with a new shipment from Titleist or Calloway every day. If “Ron” was having a good month, he was able to keep Child Support Enforcement from incessantly calling the office. A good run for “Dan” meant, not only being able to square up with his drug dealer, but throw in a disappearance for a two week coke bender to boot. “Rich” was out on the town buying rounds of shots like no tomorrow. “Muffy” would come in with a new hair and nails combination that would make Halle Berry jealous. A good month for “Steff” meant his two month-old jet ski needed to be immediately replaced with a new one. When “Jalen” was able to gouge some unsuspecting sub-prime customer and actually close the loan, the on-line auto parts industry got quite a boost.
I’m sure every broker shop has many similar stories. Mortgage loan origination as a career is a lot of things, but boring is not one of them.